Democalypse 2012 - Paul Ryan's Nomination
"His eyes are just so blue. It's like looking into a Smurf's anus.
View ArticleMitt Romney: You Didn't Build That — You Destroyed It
YouTube Description: Mitt Romney's reinvention convention is starting with the theme "We Built It." Mitt Romney will try to sell himself to the American people as a "Mr. Fix It" who knows how to turn a...
View ArticleRON PAUL on THE TONIGHT SHOW with JAY LENO (09/04/2012)
YouTube Description: Ron Paul will not run 3rd party or endorse any candidate at this time.Ron Paul: "I think he's [Gary Johnson] wonderful, & I think he's doing a good job, and I think people...
View ArticleRNC Sham 2012
The Convention is where delegates are meant to cast votes for the nominee, yet the Tampa Bay Times Forum was already plastered with embedded Romney banners, and additional 'Mitt' signs for people to...
View ArticleLet's Get Out and Vote (Between a Douche and a Turd)
Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
View ArticleLast Week This Week with Fox News
Discrepancies arise in Fox News's coverage of the Republican National Convention and its Democratic counterpart.
View ArticleAn Elegant Message to the 47% - John Hodgman
In this exclusive, resident deranged millionaire John Hodgman elegantly restates Mitt Romney's position regarding 47% of Americans.
View ArticleThe Black Mormon Vote
Jessica Williams discovers black Mormons are just like other Americans -- argumentative and intolerant of each other's viewpoints.
View ArticleFlorida To Experiment With New 600-Lever Voting Machine
YouTube Description: MIAMI—Responding to widespread criticism of voting procedures that have plagued the state since the 2000 election, the Florida Elections Commission announced Thursday its plan to...
View ArticleRomney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked
YouTube Description: BREAKING: Analysts are scrambling to determine what leaked searches like "Blood child, blood on the child" and "must the president look at people" could tell us about Mitt Romney.
View ArticleRNC 2012 - Mitt Romney: A Human Being Who Built That
"Mitt Romney: A Human Being Who Built That" recounts the self-made businessman's rise from public housing and the Vietnam War, to his presidential self-reconstruction.
View ArticleNontraditional Non-White America Is To Blame For Obama
Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly claims that the presidential election wasn't decided by a "traditional" America, and MSNBC's Donny Deutsch reveals changing Senate demographics.
View ArticleFour More Years of Hopey Change - Colbert Report
Even though Barack Obama lost in spacious red states, he is reelected due to a technicality called the Constitution.
View ArticleRachel Maddow "Last night the Republicans got shellacked"
YouTube Description: Ohio really did go to President Obama last night. And he really did win. And he really was born in Hawaii. And he really is legitimately President of the United States. Again. And...
View ArticleWas Diane Sawyer Shitfaced on Election Night?
Evidence Diane Sawyer may have been even drunker than you last night.
View ArticleAn Elegant Message to the 47% - John Hodgman
In this exclusive, resident deranged millionaire John Hodgman elegantly restates Mitt Romney's position regarding 47% of Americans.
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